Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
F that B.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
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