Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
Love needs to get glasses.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
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