Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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