Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
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