From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
You're only as good as your last game.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
