I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.