I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Haters are just confused admirers.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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