Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
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Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
