Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
Love needs to get glasses.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
