You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
Born to be different, like everyone else.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
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