If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.