I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
Everybody spread positivity.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Trust in God but lock your car.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
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