If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
