A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
