The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
F that B.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
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