Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
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"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
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