If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
