I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
