Cool story bro, changed my life.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
