Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
