Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
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