Drunk words are sober thoughts.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
You live and you learn.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Perception is everything.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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