Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
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