War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?