If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
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Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
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