Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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