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The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.

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Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.

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Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.

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Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.

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I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.

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I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.

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Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.

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Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.

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Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.

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We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Wild hearts can't be broken.

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That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.

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Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.