Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
You're only as good as your last game.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
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