When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
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