The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
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