I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
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Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
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