Winners do what other people won't.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
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