Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
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