Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Always remember to smile.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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