A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
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