I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
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