It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
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