Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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