A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
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